and a 55 gallon drum of Tartar Sauce .

Well, let's hope she doesn't gets lost easily. If you know what I mean.

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Holy shit it never occurred to me that someone would use it to avoid their child!

I guess, maybe? I don't read Yahoo articles usually. It was just odd to me because it was linked in the Jezebel article, and when I clicked it, I saw 12 comments and about 9 of them were talking about Jews and had usernames with the word "Nazi." Didn't realize Yahoo news stories were the new white power hangout.

Why won't she answer questions about all those people she killed with her bare hands in Benghazi?

It's ridiculous. I'll admit I know jack shit about the law, but diplomatic immunity shouldn't cover violent crimes .

Yesss!

He's obviously from Obamastan.

Jeeze, where's Sgt. Murtaugh when you need him?

So when does Danny Glover shoot this guy?

It's kinda like that in comment section of every major site. It's pretty weird.

You get 5 million more points for that, so you're looking at a rubber-band powered airplane and a glow stick bracelet.

Uhhh...what is with all the anti-Semitic/White Power comments on the Yahoo article? Weird. It says they won't release his home country because of the victim's privacy, but it would be important to know which country allowed this.

woahahahahahaha, can I get a rewind. Aaliyah is like the princess of RnB. She with the help of R Kelly (who is very talented although sadly a sexual predator) she redefined the genre, all kids are copying her now and its like 20 years later. She was set to marry Damon Dash, act in movies and release all these…

The urine issue is from eating that asparagus. The super powers, I got nothing on.

Great, now where will I get my super salmon powers from? My dreams of swimming upstream are dashed again!

Then why is my pee green? And where did I get these super powers?