Too true, but I'm finding the "Maximillion" spelling very cartoon character-like as well, so the vibes I'm getting from his name are all over the shop.

Jason Biggs, you're an asshole, bro.

I am shocked. And appalled. And... no... not at all.

Does... does this really surprise anyone?

My dad wants me to arrange for him to be late for his own funeral, because why should he start showing up on time for things just because he's not there?

Thanks for this. This story was heartbreaking and that people are saying that the dolphin used her is revolting.

It really is something close to that! We are COOL, our kids will be COOL! Even if it comes across as some sort of self-entitled nepotism run amok and jumped off a cliff.

The cynic in me wonders if Goldman is going down the Kardashian rabbit hole since Robert's estate has money that Simpson's doesn't. All reports have said that Robert was greatly troubled with the trial and didn't dismiss that Simpson may have been guilty. I find it unlikely that he was an accomplice.

Ugh, Miley, Lil' Kim is not your "bb". She was doing her thing when you were in diapers. Jesus, it just really bothers me when people (even non-famouses) pretend as though everyone they know even a little bit is basically their best friend. I have had several real-life friends that do this. Not cute.

The kids' names annoy the piss out of me for no rational reason. It's like Will and Jada thought they were being clever: "Rather than name the boy after the father and the girl after the mother, we'll switch genders and do variations of our names!"

Turns out Scientology isn't very sciencey.

Lol. This reminds me of the quote from Susan Sarandon (which I will butcher from memory):

When you give your kids the freedom to express themselves they will, well, express themselves.

I've lost any respect I might have had for Will and Jada. I know teens are already pretentious little gits, but theirs are just dumb as a box of rocks to boot.

Honestly, I have an eating disorder and I used to do this. Not at a restaurant or anywhere in public, for the love of god, but my friends and I called it "proactive" bulimia and we thought we were soooo smart for inventing it. Chew something and get the flavor, and then spit it out before you swallow so you don't…

can someone 'splain (in whatever way you feel) how that was even funny?

Except people DO victim blame for not knowing self defense or carrying a weapon all the time.

But why not just share the article around? Isn't that the point of nuKinja?

I never understood the same story getting reported all over the same media network and written by different authors everytime. Seems like a waste of time, but then again not every reader actually reads all the sites.