Interesting point that you can fail at looking like a 7 inch tall rubber doll.

I cringed and then laughed.

Haha, that's cute.

That's pretty much true. The Mystery Terrier we have now rarely farts. (It's kinda nice to have a "tell" when some kind of gastric upset is going on since he only does it when he's not feeling well.)

Awww. We had a black lab/german shorthair pointer mix that was the love of our lives. He was SUCH a doofus and so incredibly sweet. Doggy Tasteful has that same, sweet look in her cute face. :)

That picture. Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich.

I wear neon colors for running and surfing. I kinda like them, it's true. But it's mostly for the purpose of being seen.

It's not working. I haven't felt the least bit stupid for a second from your comments. Call me whatever you'd like. The troll thing isn't even working out for you. It's all a bit tiresome. And limp.

OMG that FACE, indeed.

That is one cute pup ya got there.

You might be in a mood tonight...but I still think you're onto something.

Awww, really? That's cute! I love that name for a doggie.

Actually, I'm a LOT of fucking things. Dense is definitely not one of them.

Truer words have not been spoken.

Rude? Or thoughtfully inclusive???

I couldn't possibly say if 100k or 50k is enough to pay a cheerleader. But that's not under minimum wage.

I like how it's easier to turn a dog back in than get to the bottom (no pun!) of why the dog is having such bad gas.

I used to babysit for these people who had a Rottie (Gus Gus, named after the sweet, rotund mousie in Cinderella) and this was...maybe 20 years ago. I can STILL remember trying to keep myself from passing out when he'd fart.

So, in essence, cheerleaders should be on commission? Every job should be based on revenue drawn per position?

I have paid for food at an NFL game, yes.