Those people are usually also juuuuuuust entitled enough by the culture having held up their bullsh*t for a period of years/tenure that they never think consequences like losing their main gig are ever, ever going to happen to *them*.

High five! Nice one.

I think you're onto something.

Sure.

Somehow, I can't see him on a juice fast and jetting off to see his shrink in Tahiti in his new Lanvin sandals....

On a side note...what the hell is it with reporters who are the children of police chiefs?

Why do I now feel like "There is no crack in OUR pies" will be the conservative platform soon.

Mindboggling.

I think you can only edit for a short period of time?

I don't really know why it didn't result in a conviction. Maybe they dropped the charges during or right before the actual trial? I seem to remember she was interviewed by the FBI and the poor woman had no idea how much potential danger she was in until she was contacted by them. Scary stuff.

I can't believe nobody noticed what you were actually saying.

No, no. It was ripped from a true story. Ripped.

That puppy is so cute. I'm always happy when I see his little scrunched face.

I've got 82 problems but being a slut aint one.

No, he did meet with the woman (whom I think - it's been a long time, so I'm not remembering for sure - was someone he found through the files he had access to) for lunch but she left because he was acting strangely. She didn't know he was intending to kidnap her for this other man.

Don't forget the part where he offered to kidnap a specific woman for $5,000 on behalf of another man who told him he intended to rape that woman.

Is that from the Onion article? It was the only thing that made me feel better yesterday.

2 Otherwise Handsome Men + Scarily Over-Enthusiastic Faces = Downgrade in Attractiveness

It sounded painful and rather sad.

Just be careful. I can't remember why they were exploding.