Yes, rattlesnakes! People who are bitten by rattlers often describe the impending doom sensation. Aside from the stress of being bitten by said snake, I mean.

I'm...feeling calmer already.

All of it? Or some of it? Which part?!

Awww! I always have a place in my heart for goofy men who don't get the concept of tv shows not being real.

In some reasons, there's a dire shortage of local nurses. So I think getting anyone and everyone they can to consider a career in nursing is the big-picture objective, at least for those areas.

It was okay for Gordon Gartrell.

Intelligence and dealing with reality is always fascinating. You're epically boring.

Your wheel is turning, but your hamster is dead, my friend.

So, my little deep thinker...

A whore who doesn't NEED birth control, because she's not screwing him. Clearly.

You mean aside from ex boyfriends and rattlesnakes?

Hahahaha! Now that I got!

They've been together since high school....which is appropriate since he's acting like a skeevy high school stalker.

That might be a bit weird, yes. Also, I am old. Le Sigh.

I love Tilda Swinton. So fucking much.

Ohhh! I get it now! That really flew over my head!

Ohhhh. I laughed. And then I felt really guilty. And then I laughed again. Repeat.

In fairness, it can be positive and good for some people. This might not be a good example of that industry working in someone's favor, but it can absolutely be positive. On a lot of levels.

Ugh, everything is so fucked up.

Well, I mean...she spent two YEARS incarcerated in a Russian prison. Of course she's gonna need hair and makeup. And Valentino.