I got mine early, I was two days away from my 10th birthday. I was about to tell my mother I thought I had gotten my period but before I could say anything, she burst into tears for seemingly no reason. My dad walked into the room and they told me they were divorcing.

That was a joke.

Based on what people say about aging, I was pretty much prepared for my arms and legs to fall off when I hit 40.

This is such a cleaned up, "party story" version of the original article in The Guardian. The dolphin in question pretty much died of a broken heart when people he was used to depending on for companionship (because, you know, he was dolphin-napped from the wild) seemingly abandoned him. It didn't end well for a lot…

Also, Jonah Hill gets possessed in that. So, pretty much explains everything, I say!

See, this is the first thought I had. I've never had this type of ED but I do have a borderline ED in which I deprive myself of anything that is technically unhealthy about 95% of the time. Occasionally, I'll stick a piece of toffee or something in my mouth and then spit it out or I'll order an ice cream cone, eat…

If two crazy kids can't have fun in paradise, I don't wanna be disappointed/right.

I think it's more likely the fact that the Kardashians are just in the spotlight and it must seem exceedingly unfair in light of what he believes Robert Kardashian's role may have been in the early stages of the trial.

What?! But it has aliens and EVERYTHING.

In all fairness, it's kinda like a family business, right? If that's all you know and value, of course you want your kids to reflect how rad you think you are and carry on the family tradition of....self-aggrandized radness?

Or as I like to call it......completely out of touch with reality.

"....screaming sexist, gross comments out of their women...."

She only focused on this *one* aspect as being a good way to address on campus rape and that aspect focused only on women shouldering the burden of preventing their own rapes.

I absolutely agree that she only covered one aspect of rape (and the all too common focus being on the woman's responsibility rather than the rapist.) A lot of people still seem to think rape is always a crime of surprise violence that happens in dark alleys and if you know how to fight back you'll get away and win,…

Thanks, it was scary for him and for me, but I guess you can't ever underestimate....the power of a good samaritan?? Ha.

I just literally remembered something that might make you laugh despite our "heavy" conversation here....

Ah, okay. THAT makes a lot more sense to me, now. And I don't blame you for being upset about that. It sounds awful.

That has...nothing to do with the original mocking tone of the comment. But hey, we disagree. And I'm not saying you are a bad parent or that we don't all face instant decisions every day that could result in tragedy, regardless of our intentions.

Crossing the street, bike ridding are really different things. True (absolutely!) that you can have a tragedy occur at any stage no matter what you do as a parent. Bubble wrapping kids is not what I'm talking about.

Everything that Bieber does that has to do with religion is a joke. His Jesus tats, his baptism, whatever. He acts like a little racist, douchey brat and has blatantly had no respect for a LOT of people. He's a microcosm of all that is wrong with organized religion and hypocrisy.