Not all of us thank you.

I found one really similar at the Body Shop, which I got for free cause it was my Birthday! It is awesome!

Where would I get this magic cloth?

It doesn’t work like that. Usually you have to do so for several weeks/months before your body can start to “self clean”, there are some interesting papers on it. And my uncle can’t use anything and seems clean enough.

I always shave last so that the hair is softer. If I go in first it’s a mess.

Why? It’s the same as a regular pan, wash it and wipe it put with cooking oil. I rather like them.

What??? Stand to wipe? Why is this a thing?

This made me irrationally angry, like you were personally telling me I was not washing correctly 😂😂

Yeah but NC is also a violent abusive asshole if undeniably beautiful. I find it hard to get excited about anything she does.

Yes exactly. My dad had grabbed my arm to help me up front the TV. I was 2 or 3.

I have some. My mom ran off (literally-unrelated to this incident) with us when I was 5 . I’m sure my dad wasn’t perfect but my mother is a different kettle of fish. She will absolutely rewrite history-certainly this in NOT as isolated example-and she is always the victim. But it gives me a very different perspective…

When I was a kid (3ish)my dad pulled my arm out of the socket. My mom used to tell me that all the time growing up as proof of my dad’s “temper”. I’m 34 and I have never to this day never seen this temper.

I totally get where you are going. I find it all very confusing as well largely because I don’t believe in gender at all. It’s just a social construction anyway. But that being said people should be free to express themselves and identity in anyway they wish. I think we would all be better off without all of these…

Oh I hate top sheets now. I stayed at a Dancy hotel where they just wrapped the duvet in sheets so to speak and it was so much nicer. What cosier. So I ditched mine and just use a duvet with a cover that I wash weekly instead. I feel free and liberated. No more tangling up feet!

Umm okay well let us move on then.

Lol...you are a delight my friend. You must be a joy at parties.

Rumour has it? The one where her grandma, mom and herself all fucked the same creep? That was good?

Nope never did that.

Yeah I hope so. It’s sad when issues like this break up a family.

I appreciate your dedication to this. :-)