my ears must be broken because I thought it was “Are your ready?” Like “are you ready for this chill-ass mildly sexual song to hit your eardrums?”
hearing back it obviously isn’t that, but are you ellie didn’t make sense, so my brain must have scrambled the phrase into something else logical.

a) I fucking love that girl’s face and I’m not ashamed to say it! The ‘shopping on her body is odd.
b) I don’t get the need for snark in the last line - “Happiness is important to Bella.”
c) I finally got around to watching RHBH where they’re speculating on Yolanda’s health. I was careful to do so because women have…

this is so well-written and i would sincerely subscribe to your newsletter. do you have a blog?

my only quibble is that this “fame” isn’t really much compared to their husbands’ critical accolades. it’s an embarrassing sort of watching-a-wreck fame, mostly.

i will say that the current beverly hills housewives (the…

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Eh, as someone who has nannied for these people...they are just as overworked as anyone else, just with less money troubles. They’re depleted. The workforce and our culture around work is fucking EVERYone up, even the “well-off.”

I’m 29 and I look much younger. I get it. I never said it wasn’t a flawed asset - just because one is sexualized more doesn’t grant one all magical powers. It can be a bad thing.

maybe. and plastic surgery. given how pretty she was, she still would have grown into a babe, probably. i don’t know why i’m defending this. this is very unusual.

whatevs. this is SO much better than kylie’s job and you know it!

Can you fucking IMAGINE if a nearly 40 year old female celebrity with former shine did this? IT’S SOOOO UNFAIR. *slams door* *cries*

yeah it’s crazy - not even models are perfect! : )

Agree to disagree

BALLING. why they have to leave us WHYYY

maybe, but it looks good on her, though!

Fashion is weird

It’s a mix of that and just aging. We grow a lot between, like, 14 or 15 (which she looks to be in that pic) and our latter teen years.
Reaaaally good surgery, though.

We can’t be radical ALL the time, ghost!

Although, on second thought, I don’t think it’s a straight reversal. On the one hand you have some infantilization, on the other hand you have appreciating an adult woman who looks like an adult woman. While I understand we should accept all forms, given our culture’s…

Finally! She’s drop-dead gorgeous - have always thought so (very Jennifer Lawrence). I know some of it is plastic surgery, but she’s still stunning.
Not to compare sisters buuut...I’ve never understood why we prefer the baby-fat-cheeks-blonde babe to the womanly, high-cheekbones thing. In society, in general. I mean,…

on a separate note...that blonde dye-job these celebs do...are they not worried about bleaching all the softness and fullness out of their hair? I realize they have money and hairdressers but you can’t really get that back (well, unless you cut it all off and regrow)

The idea that women would, in droves, go do this merely because they didn’t want to admit to having sex (IRONICALLY BECAUSE OF CONSERVATIVE SLUT-SHAMING OH THE TANGLED WEBS WE WEAVE) is infuckingsane

No. They’re all 24-33 (startups are weird like that.) I’m 29. And not all white (though mostly) - actually, a Black coworker was the one to mostly vocally laugh at the idea Nora Ephron was as famous because he’d never heard of her. *shrug*