What? No coverage of a homeless female slut? Typical Jezebel slant

Given all the controversies about Qatar, given the response the World Cup got in the U.S. this past summer, given the crowd at Ann Arbor for a meaningless game between Man U and Real (109k) this past August, given the fact when the World Cup was here in 1994 it set World Cup attendance records even when we barely…

Where are you encountering belt snaps in your day-to-day life?

Why does his skin look like a dollar bill?

Ok. Fine. Why does that need to cost $20,000?

How did you manage to so fully fuck up this post. The whole comedy of this (as provided by every other sports blog for the past 3 days) is that as soon as he gets up he gets absolutely destroyed. Jesus christ deadspin

Hey. Stereotype. The reason the question doesn't ask about men is because THE PERSON ASKING THE QUESTION DOESN'T HAVE A SON. This was asked on a parenting subreddit from a mom seeking advice raising a daughter, not someone conducting scientific research studying all angles. Jesus christ

Ah, the ol' Vikings switcharoo

He wanted to spend more time running Los Pollos Hermanos

I'm not even a Duke and this is going to get stars like this? Oh, yeah, Duke is definitely well known for losing in the 2nd round of the tourney, that's their typical result LOLZERS. This is like the Greg Norman sucks jokes yesterday. A joke isn't funny when it's based on nothing. Like LOLOLOLOL did you see Peyton…

Look. Did Sherman commit a crime in the past week? No? Then that's all that matters at this point. That's the new standard of NFL player judgment

This is peak Philadephia. Roll out a dog killer that can complete a pass and they'll go wild though.

Him and Jamaal Charles can hang out

This definitely belongs on a sports blog

Are we supposed to take these posts seriously from a contributor called "The Mighty MJD" and has a logo as such? "This is the The Mighty WLC here to tell you President Kennedy has been assassinated"

Yes because he was first a popular golfer. So even better because he collects money whether he golfs well or not. There's basically nothing you can say to get Greg Norman down

Eh......tough to zing a golfer. He has a net worth of $300 million from playing a game most of us play for fun whenever we're not working

In the sense that you're terrible at your job and seem to know very little about sports

London calling

The Colts really missed out on a winner