Don’t forget the GOP/NRA want her to have a gun in the classroom.

I wonder what it is like to live without the concept of shame? Literally never feeling shame, or guilt, or ever having even a single moment of self-awareness. Not even being able to grasp the concept of hypocrisy.

Wilbur Ross isn’t a billionaire.

That shitty line of reasoning could just as easily be used to justify raising corporate taxes. After all, only a few cents of a can of Budweiser go toward paying AB/InBev’s taxes, so an immediate 25% tax hike will only raise the price of a can, like, 2 cents. Everybody wins!

*whispers* It’s almost like he’s not a good businessman

If Obama had ever said anything remotely like “Take the guns first, go through due process second,” there would be flaming barricades going up on every street corner in Texas and Georgia.

Mac from Always Sunny has more realistic fantasies about disarming a gunman.

Also incredible because he literally was given a chance to grab a weapon and go defend America when he was younger and fitter, and instead got five deferments.

That’s because you are not a bright person.

I don’t wanna get too “Fat old guy with no training” shrink on Trump but look at his body language when this dude’s talking. Arms wrapped tightly around himself and swaying. He’s literally rocking himself. I thought it was defensive at first (and it is) but it’s also meant to be comforting to himself.

I cannot wait to read the Deadspin letters this post triggers.

That’s different, he was temporarily terrified because someone THOUGHT there might be a weapon. If he knew there was an active shooter then it is a whole different story and he’d run in unarmed and give that kid the thrashing of a lifetime.

They’d be less racist.

“North Korea, we imposed today the heaviest sanctions ever imposed by our country before. And frankly, hopefully, something positive can happen. We will see, but hopefully, something positive, well see. That just was announced and I wanted to let you know.”

Duvet covers protect the comforter just as well but with the bonus of not moving independently from it.

I’m sure travel is a huge part of it, but every league hates to admit how much television drives these decisions. In the early rounds, those West Coast games make filling the grid easier.

You can’t truly be naive enough at this point to believe that people haven’t long since learned to see through the rhetorical “both sides are bad” smokescreen used as a pathetic attempt to change the subject from accurate criticisms of Republicans, can you?

Pastor Says He Was Ejected From Liberty U.’s Campus for Criticizing Falwell

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