This is all just part of a textbook pro wrestling work

I’m just glad that Lonzo is being set up for success. Managing expectations, giving him time to develop and no pressure what so ever to produce immediate results. This is how a star is born!!!

The Congressional Black Caucus declined an invitation to meet with Donald Trump

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

A lot of times if you go to a disadvantaged neighborhood, you ask the kids, ‘What do you want to do when you grow up?’ You get about five different answers. But there’s a thousand. We need to show people the other 995 and how you get there.

No one cares about college rowing but like Donald Trump Jr., I rowed in college. (He was on the team at Penn for 1 year.) The standard by which rowers are judged is 2000 meters on the Concept 2 ergometer. The slowest guy on our team went 6:48. He was 5'10", 171lbs and iron deficient. Still, that score is butt. Donald…

at least google it yourself in your own room after taking the blue pill.

If it remains over the counter for more than four hours, congratulations, and consult a physician.

Someone do a side by side of this crowd and Trumps inauguration crowd, because I think Zuck’s was still bigger.

That’s a bold strategy Cotton, let’s see if it pays off for him.

This is what happens after years of spaying and neutering.

Then change the photo. I’d have sex with Kate Beckinsale under almost any circumstance I can think of, and many that I have not.

They also accept; home repair and carpentry, car repair, landscaping, electronics, dvds, cds, concert tickets, baby sitting, appliance repair, gas, car rentals, rims, car stereos, gift cards, BJs, HJs, sex, shoes, clothes, food, WIC, plane tickets, party invites, food , and anything else they want. Unfortunately I’ve …

Fox News Pays Tribute To Roger Ailes By Putting The Worst Possible Shit On TV Today

For Mayweather’s sake, I don’t know why you even bothered to write anything down.

That appears to be professional golfer John Daly rather than Donald Trump.

It’s not surprising he doesn’t know how dogs work. They’re a far superior species than he will ever be.

If there’s a god, this means that the Mets’ Brief Ryan Howard Experiment is just starting...

If you have to ask you’ve never been humped by a dolphin.

TOM!