Fucking give it to me now. Great teaser. Dolores looks badass. In a, er, robot murdery way.

I’m not, really.

WHY DIDN’T YOU KILL ED SHEERAN WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE ARYA

Personally, I’m rooting for the lighting rig to fall.

The highlight:

I call bullshit on this story. There’s no way Joe Buck has a friend.

This is me waiting for Sunday:

I’m not gone survive this week, y’all.

Who’s awesome? You’re awesome.

Good I would love nothing more than to see the whole kardashian klan sued into oblivion. Come on America you overly litigious hellhole you can do it! 

According to a report from Politico, it appears that the Trump administration has abandoned the White House Council on Women and Girls.

Thank goodness, my 55 gallon drum of lube is almost spent.

Thank goodness, my 55 gallon drum of lube is almost spent.

I had a chiflado once. Wait. No, that was a chalupa.

It is funny now. But it also served its purpose in that it sure as hell taught me not to talk back.

You had many words for him. Oddly, none of them were, “My reading comprehension is not what it should be for someone who speaks and writes for a living.”

Wow, you’re truly stupid.

Is there a statute of limitations on this kind of thing? Because if being slapped for being obnoxious is child abuse...

Trump does what the extremists want and then sends Ivanka out to assure the rest of us that he’s actually pro-environment, pro-gay rights and pro-sanity. It’s just the latest iteration of the very successful long-con the Trump family has succesfully been perpetrating on the American public, trying to be all things to…