The Japanese are awesome.

I just have a problem with the way he phrases it: “a number of our colleagues are leaving us...”

Well, Dilfer is gone. There’s always an upside.

Nice try. I know it’s cool to bash on the Cardinals, but after we realized he was safe, we applauded him for the play. I was in section 163, third base side.

Their bullshit was a quarter way believable until that eBay listing.

I’ll barely over 40, and from the midwest. I share your experiences growing up. I never had an issue seeing R-rated movies. So I can relate. I remember seeing Beverly Hills Cop in the theater, and I was under 10. I have been carded for beer late into my 30s, but never at a theater.

Who is Ivanaka? Is there another one we don’t know about?! CUE AIR RAID NOISE!

Blues in 6.

He should have just used that mirror to slice his own throat.

Julian Edelman looks like he’s trying to hide his face for the picture.

Several little girls probably lost their father - when this douche allegedly killed them.

Nope. He’s ineligible.

Last summer I went skydiving last summer.

Fuck no, they are on track for 162-0! EAT IT!

That is fucking great. I’m laughing so hard.

Off topic: I love this gif. Stealing it. Go Dick-butt!!

They caught on and removed it online.

I live in Jason Smith’s district. He’s a fucking idiot.

40 new grocery stores to locate bakeries? Jesus, I haven’t even been in 40 in my life.

What am I missing? It’s right there on March 27th.