So if they DID say yes - which one would act as Michelle? They couldn’t just take turns like they did as babies.

St. Louis hasn’t had an NBA team since the Hawks left in ‘68, so they shouldn’t count, man!

Fill beer from the bottom. Duh.

Charter no longer allows your own modem. I got screwed on this.

Charter no longer allows your own modem. I got screwed on this.

I agree with you in theory. It's not mandatory, but it is still part of their take-home pay, so I do always tip. I just leave a buck or two if the service is lousy. When the service is what is expected, I'll leave 20% average. If it's great service, I make sure they know with a 30-50% tip.

This has been part of The Show for the past several years. It's not really an easter egg. The umpire will also show you how to fish and play guitar. I've had to let the game sit many times to answer the phone, take a shit, load a bowl, etc. These little treats are why don't need to pause it.

I remember Top Gun. I could never get past the very first part of landing the goddamn aircraft, either. I fucking hate that game.

It would? Just use the shower head to spray it all down. I love it. I want to remodel my bathroom now.

Agreed. That was not his shtick in the old WWF - close, but not quite that involuntary. He's definitely on something. We'll read his obit in due time.

I just did this same thing this morning. I had done it last year - threatened to cancel because the Redzone channel was all I watched - so they gave it to me free but removed mobile and internet access (I was fine with that.)

Gave me a good chuckle. +WTF

I figured he spit it out to show us how much self-control he has.

We have 3 Huddle Houses within 15 minutes of each other here in rural SE Missouri. Not a Waffle House or IHOP within 60 miles. I personally enjoy them. It's like Waffle House, but not in a trailer.

It's deliberately misleading. The original article includes the word "work."

Ooohhhh....never too soon. +1

Creepy as fuck. +1 (And +1. And +1. Aaand +1.)

Mouth agape. +1

I guess there is a chance they printed millions of "Cubs 2003 National League Champion" shirts, but that is the only chance they have had that wasn't a loss in the divisional series.

Corked Triple McTwist 2790°. Too funny. +1. Hell, +1 more.

+1. It doesn't get much more perfect than that, sir.