I remember Top Gun. I could never get past the very first part of landing the goddamn aircraft, either. I fucking hate that game.

It would? Just use the shower head to spray it all down. I love it. I want to remodel my bathroom now.

Agreed. That was not his shtick in the old WWF - close, but not quite that involuntary. He's definitely on something. We'll read his obit in due time.

I just did this same thing this morning. I had done it last year - threatened to cancel because the Redzone channel was all I watched - so they gave it to me free but removed mobile and internet access (I was fine with that.)

Gave me a good chuckle. +WTF

We have 3 Huddle Houses within 15 minutes of each other here in rural SE Missouri. Not a Waffle House or IHOP within 60 miles. I personally enjoy them. It's like Waffle House, but not in a trailer.

It's deliberately misleading. The original article includes the word "work."

Ooohhhh....never too soon. +1

Creepy as fuck. +1 (And +1. And +1. Aaand +1.)

Mouth agape. +1

I guess there is a chance they printed millions of "Cubs 2003 National League Champion" shirts, but that is the only chance they have had that wasn't a loss in the divisional series.

Corked Triple McTwist 2790°. Too funny. +1. Hell, +1 more.

+1. It doesn't get much more perfect than that, sir.

+1. Perfect.

+1 So wrong, but I'm cracking up here.

+1 Nicely done.