Granted this may be more of a commentary on my own reading skills, but that took me three attempts to read and comprehend the point Billy was trying to make.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

In every one of those sock puppet videos, there was at least one silent reaction shot, or just a shot of one of the socks saying “uh” or “um” and for whatever reason, they just killed me. Laughing like an absolute goon. 

Also, wishing Jorge good luck in whatever his new gig is.  Thanks for all the great videos.  Were you behind the sock puppets?  They were fantastic.  

That one sailed further over your head then his last toss as an Indian 

Trevor Bauer isn’t mad he got traded to a non-contender. He finds the whole thing funny, and is actually laughing at how angry you seem to be.

He should switch his accountant. 

He probably has a financial advisor. I suggest he switches.

I hope he beats this 

Unless things have changed since the early 2000s, the guy with the restraints is an actual Chicago cop. Which explains his struggle to put a white person in handcuffs.

Aw, wittle baby needed to make a new account to act tough? What the Fuck are you gonna do about it?

Counterpoint: fuck you.

your first mistake was going in feet first

I can tell you how this is gonna play out now. He’s probably already back in Canada, so he’s out of their jurisdiction. And the Canadians won’t extradite one of their own. But Batman has no jurisdiction.

Jesus, Drew, she fucking farted. Be a goddamn gentleman for once.

Also very familiar with your wife.

All true, but the pool boys lost the title in Goodison.

I'm so unique!

The Toffees have plenty to be excited about. The Reds didn’t win and Everton took 11 points in 5 games against the top 6 in the latter half of the season. Lots of momentum at the end of the year.