Even as an Evertonian I knew what he meant. Eighth is not shitty it’s solidly mid table. Relegation zone is shitty. And three weeks into the season 11th place means nothing.

Remember Brendon Ayanbadejo?

Most Hoosiers are prepared to take a shot Upstairs.

Hoosier daddy? Not that guy because he just got sterilized.

ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS lower case b in bet365 stadium. It’s like you don’t even know Sunderland’s traditions...

This is bad. If you’re not driving, two drinks is not enough. 4-6 is large party, some people you don’t know, amount of drinks. 1-2 to get socially lubricatednext 2-4 to maitain said buzz for 2-4 hours.

Is Lukaku the Truth?

If I work from 6 to 3, and most of my coworkers work from 8-5, is it fair that my boss gives me shit when I ask to leave at 2:30 on Friday every once and while when they let everyone else out at 4:00-4:30 every Friday?

Cock...

And the fan’s response was to just shrug and be like, “this things over and I wanted a ball...,”

I’ll pass.

De Boer would be boneriffic.

Mike North is only on internet radio.

Spursy is already a thing, sorry bud.

Easier path to the cup for the west? No. The east is trash. It doesn’t matter if they have more teams if there’s only one or two that have a shot of making the SCF.

Every four weeks. Whats wrong with you people?* And if your haircut doesn’t look at it’s peak immediately following your cut, you have a shitty barber/stylist.

Candy corn is earwax. Fuck this take. Candy corn is an abomination. I’d rather get a toothbrush trick-or-treating than a thing of candy corn.

You know at least one fan give up their season tickets this year and has already killed himself. My dad gave up his Northwestern season tickets in 1995. Oops.

He calls people ‘happy humans’ and ‘good looking humans’ almost every game... Its a catch phrase.

Some bit having to do with soft serve takes place almost every Hawks game. Eddie has an obsession. Unfortunately, Foley laughs at the bit everytime, enabling Eddie’s terrible dad jokes.