We’re gonna be here all week if we keep reporting every time Francesa becomes disoriented.

RACISM CARD DEPLOYED. ADD 100 GAWKER POINTS. YOU HAVE ATTAINED SJW LEVEL 5.

The ruling would be in your favor, you have the right as an employer to dictate dress code (including hair and hygiene) as long as that doesn’t violate a protected class.

Must say while I understand the sorrow, it is a sad day on a meta level as players complain about a game not being pay to win.

The Mustang’s driver.

Fighting on the shoulder of the BQE while wearing a jogging suit has to be the most New York thing ever.

I can only assume afterwards both the assailants went their separate ways, had terrible pizza for lunch, dropped off their $2500 rent checks, and were then murdered for their gold chains.

things get very lit, very fast.

Did you hear about this via tips@deadspin.com?

I just assumed basketball in Australia looked like this:

climate change won’t go into the wrong bathroom.

Must be a domestic turkey.

Oh, I see. So homophobic or racist slurs are off-limits, but you’re perfectly fine if he impugns the dignity of actual motherfuckers. Hypocrite.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

I’m drunk at an airport, though this was a Deadspin article. Thought there was a new commissioner in the NFL, got really confused. I hope I make my flight.

Looks like we got our first neighsayer.

Lose-Lose-Lose*