Marines are idiots, which is the primary explanation here. The Marines have long outlived their usefulness, which was primarily sourcing the stupidest of the stupid rednecks to be used as cannon fodder.

Don’t waste your time. Gawks hasn’t had moderators since the Hogan verdict came down.

Fine. Here’s Arthur Chu speaking to the same problem:

Was io9 always trash?

Your burner name is unimaginative shit.

Seriously. This is some straight-up Children of Men shit here. What if the Zika virus becomes so rampant that NOBODY can have children again?

That explanation doesn’t make sense.

Fuck Facebook and fuck all the old geezers who use it and call it “the internet”.

Your first mistake was getting on Facebook.