You better hope they’re ONLY paintball guns, son....

You beat me to it, although I was also going to add musical montages set to violence.

I don’t watch this show: however, I need to know one thing. Is the gentleman sprawled on the table Ray Fucking Purchase from Toast of London?

That always seems so bizarre to me, especially with the content of his twitter feed...

That’s the BEST time to do so. Cause then you can let the mockery rise in you, young Jonah....

The same reason you responded to his comment. Boredom.

I’m assuming by your name that you’re a woman, and thus should not interrupt a man when he is posting. Xanderpuss, you were saying?

Happy New Years ya bums...

What region was that from? That’s cool looking. In the Northeast we had “Chiller”....

Do you have kids like I do and try to explain UHF and limited channels to them? They think I grew up in the stone ages. The only thing they like (and I love) are the bumpers from that era. I’ve posted it a million times, but I want THIS back on TV somehow:

You’re a fucking asshole. Everyone else has danced around it, but I’m telling you that you, Sir, are a fucking asshole. Random Roles is one of the few great articles left on this site and probably the last reason I come to the site.

I CAN FUCKING HEAR YOU CLEM FANDANGO!

THAT IS AWESOME. I want that over A Clockwork Orange, Repo Man and a host more...to say nothing of something over the top like “Over the top”

But don’t you WORK for Kinja, Kinja boy?

I watched it last year with my middle daughter...I enjoyed it but I must admit that it could be related to the enjoyment of my kid and nostalgia from when I was a kid.

Upvoted for the awesomeness that is Raylan Givens. Man I miss that show.

Jiminy Jillikers! Jiminy Jillikers! 

No love for the Rankin-Bass Mad Monster party?

No. My daughters all love it and I love it as well, ya fuck.

Alec Baldwin is racist? Since when?