We can trot out the classic incentive:

Bullshit. I’ve had better roadrash from fucking on carpet.

Obligatory:

I think I saw something about it somewhere.

Looking forward to Project Derail.

Hey David, now is your time to buy a 2019 or 2020 for $500!

Paint copper tops on the batteries or no deal

If you can’t fix an Alfa you shouldn’t drive one

He probably insulted Wick earlier and now he’s got to

This is pretty exciting stuff for the parent of every child who has ever complained about not having enough to do on a road trip.

As someone who has a reasonably strong stomach, but gets carsick once in awhile, being in a moving vehicle while wearing a VR HMD that is simulating movement will make me barf up everything I’ve ever eaten in my entire life. Guaranteed.

Looks like many of the Dodgey bits have been removed.

Way to fuck up the Browns draft position, Mayfield.

“...so than i filled his oil filter with metal shavings"

Not a Goodyear for that poor Falken tire.

Matt’s said that he’s spent about $12k keeping this thing on the road over the past 100k miles — and as a former LS400 owner, I believe it. These cars go through weird accessory parts like nobody’s business. Not to mention mine leaked more oil than the Deepwater Horizon.

I wish people wouldnt lay around the terminal like a bunch of refugees. Have some self respect and go to Applebees and get drunk.

I believe this time, it was... Busch-league nonsense.