My only claim to fame in my golf career is an albatross. I was playing a round with a college friend on a hot summer afternoon and drinking a couple beers. Up to that point in my life, I had never drank while playing golf because I played competitively and had only recently turned 21. So we get up to hole 13, which is…

Johnny Football is making Ryan Leaf and JaMarcus Russell look like NFL success stories. How was he ever a thing? How to crash and burn without really trying...

I’m sure Darnold will make a fine Jet. After all, the bar for USC QBs is so low in New York, if you jump over it, you hit a lineman in the ass and fumble.

Is it just me or is Leslie channeling Grace Jones in that outfit and hairdo? She looks so strong and fabulous.

Ok, so the email from Gary Bettman isn’t legit, but what about all those text messages from Roger Goodell that read simply: “u up?”

“Ooh, tell me more!” - Anonymous, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

I look at these tweets and think to myself, Well at least the office of the presidency still has dignity.

Listen, if poor people need money they should just get loans from their parents. It worked for Donald, amirite?

which community garden :-)

You’d think a Packer would know what’s in his luggage.

Next Friday. That way all week Trump can go on about how all the news about the imminent firing is fake and how everyone is lying before doing exactly the thing they were reporting he was about to do.

I’m going to bet on next Friday at 7:12 AM, when Trump sends an irate tweet from the bathroom. Pruit isn’t even going to be next to go, because next week a mid-level staffer is going to be resign after it’s leaked that he failed to disclose a conviction for embezzling from a children’s charity.

At Peanutbutter Jelly Time. That’s when.

In 2013

So wait, you mean to tell me... One day Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder and Jimmy Haslam will all be dead?!

500 Days of Kristin Pretending to be Britney?

it definitely sets a president.

sadly the article does not indicate if she smells of wine and cheap perfume

(Perhaps “Colostomy Bag?”)