Hey, even the Atari Jaguar had its supporters!

Counterpoint: All Starburst flavors are garbage.

I join PaulMooneysTongue in giving major side-eye and refuting the medical report. But I do hear you.

Shabazz Napier is the younger brother of Jack Napier. He’s a little more put together than his brother. But still, I question the sanity of any man working for The League of Assassins.

Id rather take PCP and watch my grandparents have anal sex.

What was he supposed to do, stand there and hold it?

And the post Jimmy Johnson era of Jerry Jones’ ownership continues to thrill and delight non Cowboys fans across America.

You’re overthinking this. Just play the national anthem.

Die Moist

Given Petersen’s incompetence and inexperience, he should have run for president instead.

Maybe, but I’m more convinced it was Obama.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

I, hand to Zeus, believe Trump is capable of starting a war with either North Korea or Iran to deflect from the Mueller probe.

Just take the W, man. Just take it.

Chris Reeve broke his neck on a horse, but this fuckin’ guy’s probably glued to that saddle. Dammit.

Roy Moore doesn’t want to be fed... He wants to hunt!

Oh yeah okay let’s just walk down to Times Square, bypass the perimeter, first responders, NYPD, PAPD, and the FEDS and media, and snap a photo of the Port Authority Terminal.

Yes. It’s a shame. I sincerely hope he’s ok. But if he kept his head up and went for the tackle instead of the hit, then there’s a good chance he wouldn’t be in the hospital right now.

I cant believe we are at a point where President Ryan sounds ok.