It looks like Candy Land jizzed an S.

No lie, that sounds like Donald Trump tweeting from Deeley’s account.

WTF is this new commenting scheme?!

Sadly they are not. They’re piling on. Conservative women hate women too.

Remember when Hillary was accused of having no stamina?

No surprise here. Revis had someone else cover for him.

Conservatives don’t think. They feel.

I guess it makes sense that their show cycles would line up.

I NEED MORE SCHMIDT ANTICS IN MY LIFE THO

Can we maybe stop talking about his tweets? There are things that the Republicans are doing everyday that threaten the American way of life. The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential. Let’s give it a rest. Please? Our way of life, based on some of our…

God doesn’t exists, next question.

How do you know the combination to my luggage???

Her fuck up was not rushing out on stage quickly enough to cover his ass.

Those little shits kicking over headstones are messing with some bad juju.

The family of the vet does get to make a choice. Owens’ wife made one choice (yes, you can use me as a prop); his father made another (GTFO you moron whose idiotic decision got my son killed).

Trotting out the military as props is like Politics 101. Their families are inherently sympathetic, and Soldiers get virtually no say in what they are told to do (if someone tells them to go stand next to the President and have him pin on an award, that’s what they do). Plus politicians can funnel all sorts of money…

Do not worry.

Russians will be on our side.

I think Duane Johnson’s introduction of Lin-Manuel Miranda shows that he should host.