Senator Roberts unless you brought enough for the whole class, please put it away.

“I said that to the president of the united States at one time”

Is it bad that I always read his name as “Greedy Fuckface McFuckerson?”

He is due to appear before the Senate for his confirmation hearing as Treasury Secretary on Tuesday…

At least there weren’t a lot of people there to be offended.

But if you’re reading this, GizMedia execs, please do the Jezebel/Deadspin crossover again this year, maybe for a whole week

“Pfft, I was there YEARS ago.”—Jared Lorenzen

Check this out: Porge Jokesada

His nomination hopes will be daschled?

Calm down, everyone. The Trumps have a long history of protecting our endangered species.

Any Republicans skipping? That would be a story.

Ahem, I think Trump prefers the P street band.

And they’re terrible - fake band! Already in Crimea!

His official photo immediately made me think of Vigo

But it left her computer monitor a goddamn mess.

The amount of energy that it is taking to not go off the rails every time Trump tweets or opens his mouth is goddamn exhausting.

Keep fighting the good fight!

used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

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