That might be his dumbest tweet/premise yet! What a douche.

Hey look, it’s fun-at-parties guy!

I think you mean Sessions...

And by another female federal court judge. Yaaaas.

ITS ON Y’ALL

“Hey Marge, look what I did!”

Olestra

I am Jewish so get the fuck out of my way on this one. The only pickle is Full Sour. That’s it. Preferred from The Pickle Guys on the LES, but I’ll enjoy others. Full sour is all there is, people.

Please, make it stop.

White People, Jesus Christ.

“Hope” is one thing. A direct call for violence is another. I think Wileetay is A-OK.

“I knew there’s be gold in them thar hills.”

Woooooooooow.

These are types of jerks that give LSD a bad name. Non-violence is the way to go, man.

John Barron

Just don’t forget about the ‘manstress.’

Two reasons:

I think it’s because TP’s first deputy is a...gasp!...woman.

I HATE (read) these posts!!!

Cue 9/11 excuse in 3...2...1...