Word. Mine was a reference to Kristen Bell being overexposed. Mindy Kaling would be a great Barbie.

Kristin Bell or GTFO, obviously.

The root of sarcasm is truth. This is a clear indication of what they really think.

My feeble mind understands that statement to be positive, so I’m into it.

Scotland! Wow.

No impeachment until after 2018 midterms when Dems hopefully win back the House.

Gross.

Adderrall or GTFO.

This administration is one big typo.

69,000?! You can’t make this stuff up people.

“We got cows.” RIP.

Asshole in one.

Don’t even get me started on birthday dinners. Nobu at age 14 did not a grounded young man make.

I realized my Dad made it when I was in my teens at a friend’s house and was astonished that they didn’t have 2 dishwashers nor an instant hot water spout.

I’m glad you (continue to) use her full name, despite protestations.

1 down, x to go?

SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!!

It’s...your mom.

It’s “champing” at the bit.

I didn’t see the original comment. But damn. Rekt.