Scoundrel attorneys probably thought they could get a quickie settlement under the auspices of bad publicity for CM.

This took me 1.5 seconds and is amazing.

I don’t know where to post this but:

I don’t get it. I am a poon craving man dong and I do not find EITHER of the Hadid girls attractive. They look like aliens.

No, thank YOU.

They just wanted to fuck. And then he caught feelings and scared her off. Classic Millennial love barf.

Classic Trump. Save $2500 now, spend $25K defending and ultimately settle for $7500. I would have taken this case on, on contingency even, in a heartbeat. Yea, please let this “extremely” “successful” “businessman” run a country.

Does not compute to higher profits.

And the beer sucks too. Go Bears!

Rawwnnng-a.

“Happy Birthday Paulie.” -🤖

Man On Wire

Lawyers didn't do the convincing. Lawyers probably hammered them to take the settlement. It's the client for whom the lawyer works.

“Water sports” am I right, guys?!

Several unforced errors by Walsh when being served to as well.

I'm sorry, who?

This. This is incredible.

Where's the love??

Not a real ace this kid.

It's Bush v. Gore all over again. Puns not intended.