Great.

JJ Watt: More Swole Than The River.

Has anyone bothered to ask - why?

Of COURSE Sergio goes in the drink.

Selina.

Jesus fucking Christ, that's right.

The gloved ball hit his left hand before that hand hit the base. He should have been out. I’m not sure how they missed that angle, and it was only shown once during the challenge.

BUT AMERICA.

As an attorney I will tell you that management’s response means “we are wrong but FUCK YOU.” God I hate management.

The elements are “access” and “substantial similarity.” No “intent” required.

“...scared shirtless.” FTFY

Comprehensive is an understatement. This is dissertation level shit, Kara. Or should I say, Kara, Ph.D.?

ITT: Hilarity.

Yea but they're fucking funny.

Gawker commenters commenting about Gawker not commenting on the YUGE verdict against Gawker is peak meta-Gawker, and US, you and me and those who get your point completely are the true remaining Gawks.

Helmet?

I just snotted all over myself on the train to work in a suit. I hate you.

That nose...

“Your bra is bigger than my face.”

There will most certainly be a confidential high-low agreement before it goes to the jury. They will give her a floor of $3MM and a high of probably $25MM, if that, depending on how the jury comes back.