In post-Soviet Russia, you have the right to arm bears.

My fondest hope is that they equipped the robot with a mechanism so that it could make a loud “Yoink!” sound as it grabbed the gun.

It got 5 stars & two thumbs up. Also 6 thumbs on the windscreen

And my roommates brother got fired for doing it...he would have been fired had he refused to do it too.

Instead, the researchers say new evidence shows that the impact was more “like a sledgehammer hitting a watermelon.”

Why buy a question mark when you can just skip punctuation for free?

Not only would Freddy buy it, he’d use it to tow a small chicken coop from Florida to Montana and write an article about how it all went down.

But, if it was for sale for the price of a new washing machine, would you buy it, Freddy?

You saw what happened the last time a Black person went to China. You wouldn’t want one of those Black people exiting from the front of the plane, now would you?

Ba dum tiss

Lucky for him it’s not an STI.

What kind of car is getting fucked here?

I’d claim to know the identity of this man - but of course, then I would be... full of baloney.

Coulda been a Bryan Menegus posting. I think that is Casey’s alternate name.

Yeah, I actually had to check if it was a Casey article. I should have known it wasn’t since it was more than two sentences and a video.

the next time you go camping you might be able to leave the stove and matches at home.

I for one am glad that the man in charge of the rebellion at the moment isn’t giving the Empire a straight answer.

I know lots of people will get as puzzled as me watching the video, but you gotta question... if there’s a market for it, why not?

This sink is way cooler.