That sir is a terrible a terrible idea and you should feel bad.

“Feels like you’re always stuck in 2nd gear!”

It would be nice if you used actual Vision GT photos rather than sketches, Justin.

Thank you. You can have a star for saying so.

Imagine them in pointy army helmets and Archduke dress.

How has this not yet been starred? Excellent.

There is nothing you can do to make that sound German in my head. English accents all the way through lol.

I picture two mustachioed men in bowler caps and formal wear sitting in high backed leather chairs before a roaring hearth sipping brandy from fine crystal. One, he wears a monocle, looks to the other and quite guffaws, “Say, Willigins, you were but the scandalous thought of your ne’er do well father, Lord…

Oh yes......and they all laughed at first. Wait.....they’re still laughing. I’m serious, stop laughing.....

RIGHT?!?

Now that’s sick! It’s pretty much the Merc version of Richards lifted Mustang on Fast and Loud.

Your life before lifted Benz coupes was meaningless:

I don’t hate it.

There’s a whole lot to unpack in here, but this part in particular

This article was awesome. Don’t have much more to say.

He somehow manages to make Jalopnik more Gawker-y.

I think most of his articles are pretty good, but this one stinks.