I've listened to this four times already, and now I'm off to shoot some videos in landscape mode. Pray for me.
"Everything happens for a reason" — NO! Unless you mean that reason is you make shitty choices. Or that those cells like mutated because science, so gramma got cancer. Or that sometimes two things just happen to be at the same place at once for unplanned reasons. I hate it.
Well, supposedly I've heard the opposite of white flight is a) gays move back in b) hipsters move back in c) yuppies move back in d) everyone feels cool being there.
To clarify: I put "rape jokes" in the headline, for brevity, because rape culture in comedy is a frequent and…
To be fair, or maybe to be picky, the Western world encompasses the Caribbean, where the short sleeved guayabera can be worn as formal dress.
Longgggg weeeeeekennnnd!!!