This isn’t really in response to you, but I don’t want to reply to the people who are actually saying this shit, and your comment is tangentially related:

My wife and I about broke our necks whipping around to look at each other when that happened, and I actually said “SHADE!!!” out loud, even though she doesn’t know what that is. She’s not as hip with the youngsters and their hepcat lingo as I am.

To be fair she was rather noisy and he was trying to catch some shut-eye between questions.

I wished for an October Surprise. This is like a month of Halloween. Like, after a few days, it’s not fun, anymore. You ate all your good candy, you have a stomach ache, you have to figure out what to do with the shitty candy, and your parents won’t let you take off your costume or wash off the day’s old makeup.

My takeaway:

He’s channeling Morris Day and the Time once again.

Make America Grope Again.

Fahrenhold better get ALL the Pulitzers.

No. Michelle is too good for us.