Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

This time I’m make a mental effort to forget the perpetrator’s name and remember the victim’s.

dating in New York as a 30-something executive in private equity

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

So it’s not about Trump?

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

Never Forget: Hildi’s upside down room...

I am a capitalist tool who can have more vacations with or without booze if I got a raise.

repeal and replace this administration.

Now that we have a baby, my husband and I are making an effort to curse less. This is why when I stubbed my toe this weekend, I screamed “GILOOLY!”

Prediction: Going to Bed Hella Early is going to take it all.

Take every rape allegation seriously and investigate it to your full capability. Do not automatically believe every allegation. This is why. Well this and 100+ years of American race relations.

Garlic scapes so I can make garlic scape pesto. Make about two quarts, freeze it in smaller portions, and you have instant spring all winter long. Great on pasta, pizza, or anywhere you use regular pesto. I rubbed up a 3# chicken, stuffed some under the skin, and roasted it a week or two ago. Delicious.

My ex got me a book of Schmidt-isms. Best gift I’ve ever gotten in my LIFE.

First kid comes in with Swag Level on Expert.

There will come a day when Miyazaki will have passed away and people will tell me that he will never make another film. And I won’t believe them then either.

The only moral abortion is my abortion. The only time I do not insult Obamacare is when my insurance is cut. The only time I promote gay rights is when my child comes out to me.

Oh, shut the fuck up, Caitlyn.

I fucking love Keanu Reeves.