I’m okay with making Ice Elephants so long as you also make Fire, Wind, Water, Stone, and Lightning Elephants.

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

I love them and I can’t wait for season two. I know there are some Stranger Things haters on here, but like...

“My crowd was bigger than Obama’s in ‘09 if you take out the people who were at his inauguration illegally.” - Donald Trump

America’s mom and dad have vacated the White House, leaving us struggling with a weird, reverse empty-nest syndrome (in addition to, you know, a growing sense of existential dread).

This is pretty much where I’m at right now.

They have so much more grace and class than I could ever imagine having.

I just ugly cried when that one kid yelled “Barack Obama!” with so much joy.

“Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.”—Roger Ebert

And then you have me, the white boy- an even further step of cluelessness.

Good example.

If you went in the winter, go ahead and go back and check it out in the summer (preferably during summer solstice, lots of good music around). If you went in the summer, go ahead and check it out in the winter. The country is 100% different in each season and merits two trips. My other half and I have only missed the…

“here is Joseph Fiennes, brother of Ralph, also known as “the hotter one,” as Michael Jackson ...”

lol, k.

No...she was too good for THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is the promised delivered for me...and for US!

Yes, Mrs. Obama, you made us proud. Never doubt that for even a minute. Your grace has raised the bar for all First Ladies from now until the end of our nation. Thank you for being the people’s FLOTUS.

This is my favorite slow burn punchline in a looooooong time.

Canadian.

Lutheran or Canadian?

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression…