Nice haul and all but I’m going to have to win to Erin purely because of the card Snoop wrote.

You mean a reboot of Happy Endings? That’d be great!

“One’a these days, Alice! Ka-pow! Right in the pussy!”

People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

It did seem a little odd that he didn’t at least have the sense to jump out of his car and furiously sweep the path with his curling broom.

I’m shipping this shit. Let it be known that they should be referred to as HarRiri

“I’ve got 10 days left on my Tidal subscription.”

I am saddest about not having a fitting conclusion to Betty’s story. Betty was definitely the best part of Masters of Sex.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

I’m conflicted.

Just watched this again the other night. The most creepy-funny part to me was the one I always forget: directly after the wire hanger tirade, when Joan leaves little Christina on the bathroom floor amidst drifts of powdered cleanser...the camera zooms in on Christina’s face and she just says, “JESUS. CHRIST.” …

If you refer to a black person as an “ape” there is no way in HELL you are not being racist. I’m sorry. This is not a case of “you misread my comment thooo.” It’s blatant racism.

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

Bernard Lowe is an anagram for Arnold Weber.

Not too busy, but just didn’t want to:

But most of all, fuck people who think like that.

Guys come on.

Ice dragons

That’s cause they killed most of them off last season.

Understood, and laughing, but bacon belongs nowhere in decent collards.