itsjustaburner
WickedBurner
itsjustaburner

The end of his career as the first black players are admitted into pro basketball?

But like, can she just give everyone a pep talk every morning telling us we are great and that everything is going to be okay?

DROP. THE. FUCKING. MIC!!

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts

Who doesn’t like mustard on hot dogs?

I am so fucking ready to see this woman get her Inauguration Day.

Guys, my (Latino) husband doesn’t know it yet because he’s not home, but our couples Halloween costume is now Nasty Woman and Bad Hombre, this nightmare election is finally giving me something useful.

Let’s be clear about something...

Alright, I don’t love monarchies, but I say we turn the First Lady position into one and let Michelle have it until she wants to hand it over to Sasha or Malia.

“Sir, is that a venetian in your hoodie?”

According to their Constitution, the PM of Canada is technically classified as one of The Queen’s corgis.

We get it Canada. You just elected Justin Trudeau. We’re all super stoked for you.

Fortunately, their comments only translate to 75% of any value.

Look, I love Canada. They’re awesome. That being said, it’s not like they don’t have electoral issues from time to time.

I will preface this with the fact that unnatural movements freak me out. A lot.

They’re both very flawed. Team Darryl & White Josh 4 Lyfe!

How selfless and incredible of this woman to share such a painful, heartbreaking yet insightful story. So much love going out to her.