Yeah I would love to post shit like this but then all my white friends are out there... I mean, they mean well, but this is some whole-ass shit.

:::sniffle:: reminding me that old as dirt now through touching moments.

They think he’s rich.

The military has stricter rules of engagement than the police do. 

Really, their own words should be enough.

Poetry. This right here: poetry. Thank you.

Probably because since he tends to break all 10 of the commandments daily the bible either:
A: Burns his hands
B: Serves as a visual reminder of his inevitable first-class ticket to the hottest parts of hell.

I’ve never seen anyone hold a bible so awkwardly; like he’d never seen one before in real life.

I was talking to my son this morning and I asked him, “You think any of Trump’s people read The Root? I mean, I know people were dragging him all over the web and calling him #bunker bitch and everyth-”

The fact that the Archdioese of St. Joseph sounds like they REALLY WANNA pull up on Trump’s ass after this stunt is all the proof I need that this man is getting buried in the worst way possible when the time comes.

I am still unable to wrap my brain around the most hilarious/wretched of all MAGAt ironies: he HATES the poor white trash who worship him. And they’re just too blinded by their hatred of the Other to see it.

sigh......

...so...he thinks this makes the quarterback article look better?

Also this sentence, WTF, “...Colin Kaepernick, now a black ex-NFL quarterback..” (emphasis mine), makes my eye twitch.

We don’t acknowledge this version of “Deadspin”.

I’m surprised to hear that not one but TWO people read Nu Deadspin.

Yes!!! I’ve been waiting all day for this article and so glad you were the one to write it, Michael! I hate-read the Deadspin article with a mixture of fascination (that someone actually approved publication) and anger (mostly anger). One of the worst takes on the Fed-Uprising yet

The Clapback Mailbag is going to be legendary for all the wrong reasons from now on. Buckle up, people.

Pretty much the reason why Mandy Patinkin bounced early:

CBS is notorious for letting creeps stay on. Les Moonves anyone? The guy from Bull?