An Israeli moving into someone else’s space without permission? Surely you jest.

He should smile more, and learn to take a joke

Henry Cavil is in the rare position of being both loved by the women of the world (because he’s handsome and ripped and British) and the nerds of the world (who normally loathe the handsome and ripped and British) because he’s a gamer and a PC gamer at that (and Warhammer nerd on top of that). 

Shrill, right?

In the interest of fairness, there’s plenty of evidence that crazy dick is at least just as dangerous.

As a not handsome man, I resent that strangers (mostly but certainly not exclusively women) tell me to smile all the time.

Plus he’s super bossy.

Frankly, she may have saved my life.

He should smile more. He’d be more attractive if he smiled.

Fact: Mike Pence has never had a one-on-one meeting with Henry Cavill.

I’ve been stalking him and telling him he looks like a rotting mackerel but that seems to make him uncomfortable too. You can’t win with this guy!

I like Henry Cavill, but I’m worried that he’s too emotional to handle a leadership position (especially at a certain time of the month).

Not forgotten by me at all, but I assume he’s sincerely grown from it.

The royals in general are hothouse flowers-no wonder a breath of fresh air is unwelcome but needed. They’re like the captive rabbits in Watership Down-they glorify the trap they’re in and will attack anyone who reveals it.

I want Meghan's realtor, because they're obviously pulling miracles to have her live in Pier's head, rent-free. 

Such an utterly vile person you are.

“if i went ‘round saying i was an Emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they put me away”

Also, I feel like one day we’ll be ready to talk about the fact that by Piers’ own account, he seemed to think he had a “connection” with Meghan.

Fun fact, Piers isn’t the only one setting that comparison up to Wallis Simpson. For the comparison to be to a biracial woman would surely have ol’ Nazi sympathizing Wallis turning in her grave, but that’s another story.

Fuck that family of racist inbred child molesters.