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open mike eagle has a lot of useful lyrics day to day but none more than “i looked up what lena dunham said and i shouldn’t have”

if you believe the scuttlebutt then vince wants “moments,” not long-term storytelling, even if roman’s coronation has been in the works for a couple years at least by the time he slays brock. the elbows to orton’s head was gross as fuck and turned me off brock and wwe but i fucking guess it was “a moment.”

hell yeah work sucsk

give me that good shit

it is the logo itself that makes it look like something out of create-a-team in nhl 06 or any mid-2000s game because every games default team name and logo was “knights”

stefan u really nailed the imagery for that “grab your things im gonna take you home” line

thats jason momoa the nirvana baby is aquaman now

“If you’ll remember, in the 2002 World Series, Darren was a toddler acting as a bat boy (who thought this was a good idea?) and nearly got run over by J.T. Snow and David Bell as they ran across home plate on a Kenny Lofton triple to deep center”

anti-gay texan lance berkman speaking at christian day at a st louis cardinals game is extremely the most cardinal way phrase

bernie wouldnt have blown a 3-1 lead

there is no reason to be worried when the warriors still have a 3-1 lead

on that job topic, personally i am tired of hearing “i’m sure you’ll find work soon.” i was hospitalized for weeks and lost my contract job because i did not have fmla. i’ve been looking for a year now, even at entry level positions for recent graduates, and i’ve been hearing “you’ll find work soon” from family,

he is not in the conversation for “least likely” but i remember shawn green doing this like 15 years ago while on my fantasy team, but benched. i said it was horseshit and stopped playing fantasy baseball which is for nerds now atually

wrigley opens to the north while whatever the sox field is called now opens to the south could be part of it

someone needs to hold this dude close to their chest and shush in his ear while assuring him his dick is normal and probably works ok

wisdom of the crowd’s premise is essentially the premise of video game persona 5 except probably with fewer penis monsters

definitely i believe that a baseball man who was a catholic prep school kid considers this a “word he’d never use”

im seven years old checkmate dude

i was afraid when u used “whilst” that i had mischaracterized a young channer for a middle-aged cardinals fan but thank you for this follow-up, i feel better about my first response now

“whilst out at da club” lol how many neck rolls are falling out of your THESE COLORS DONT RUN hat