north korea is an extremely good guess actually

lol 7 braden’s across 5 spellings. idk what the conventional spelling of that name even fucking is anymore

this dude looks like if i had to sculpt a bust of tim roth based only on commercials for lie to me i saw during the 2011 world series on fox but then i accidentally left it in the garage for the rest of the winter

i run six miles a day, have a resting heart rate of 45 bpm, haven’t had red meat in years and have never smoked. i also have hemophilia, a genetic condition, which has resulted in my insurance being billed $880,000 in the last 18 months. this old ass white man can compete with me in an ironman competition and go fuck…

he tried defending wwe when no one was really asking him to, which i took as him knowing he was on his way out and trying to get a spot with wwe after that happens.

you are still allowed to say your racial slurs when you get mad at a toy you probably should just not do it while streaming and being a representative of a esports team. somebody will be by shortly to change your wet lil diaper my guy

pro athletes get media training because dealing with the media is part of the job (see marshawn’s “i’m just here so i don’t get fined”), and they don’t need a public-facing other source of income to supplement what they’re making. if they DO have another source of income, it’s almost certainly doing some kind of…

most people you’ve met might not give a shit but you haven’t met most people. catholic high schoolers in 2009 don’t exactly have the necessarily tact and self-awareness to practice “mock” racism, and i also don’t think a high school environment where self-preservation can include shutting up and taking the insult…

what do you want me to tell you? it’s a big state. i hear that excuse all the time. cool that you don’t, fucked up that people still couch their use of the word in a totally-not-racist way where you are.

shut the fuck up idiot

“it means someone lazy not a racial thing” is the popular defense in the areas between texas and florida. i have people who are technically family across that whole area who use that defense too.

for me personally if im going to put forth the effort to follow a story of absolutely zero consequence that is still repeatedly popping up in the news this week it has to be juicero. sorry to the partios players and coaches

“i didn’t even know 2028 was an election year until i read your article”

give street fighter command taunts again that actually put you in danger to pull off and maybe it’ll mean something. mashing crouch doesn’t really put you at any danger, especially if you do it once the other person is already stunned anyway

im the guy in the photo please take down the photo i do not want anyone to see my dress shorts and ruin future soiree surprises

it’s a good snake brent

i only know who peggy noonan is because of all the times i’ve had to skip over the same photo over her and the hambleton nolan byline while checking deadspin

also if joey styles being an asshole diminishes that story, there’s always Steve Blackman’s Crescent Kick In The Airport resulting in a KO, but really no one ever has a chance against blackman anyway

yeah, this isn’t news with JBL and guarantee he’s just a mouthpiece for vince’s carny shitheadedness in the locker room

bradshaw was a boring wrestler and is a terrible announcer and a grade-A asshole by all accounts who definitely never messed with brock or kurt angle during their tenures but never forget that all 5'7" of joey styles knocked his ass the fuck out on an airplane once