The Great Gatsby actually tops my list of "Books I was forced to read but actually ended up liking."

Really fantastic movie, definitely one of the great gangster movies in my book. Part of what really makes it work for me is that he and Helen Mirren have such great chemistry in the film, they seem like a real couple that actually care for each other. Much more than just, "Gangster and Moll Try to Go Straight But It's…

Hey! I'm not a fish!

The comment section here is a like a portal to a bygone era.

I genuinely love that scene. What with all the dark and gritty in blockbusters these days, it was a nice breath of fresh air to see scene where somebody tries to make his girlfriend jealous by dancing with a chair while sporting a terrible haircut. So relatable!

Or on the other hand, maybe Silver Surfer is just a clean-shaven, well-spoken Telesquatch.

"The Sasquatch People and Their Interdimensional Connection" by Kewaunee Lapsertis.

See, here's the really crazy part, both! The book postulates 1) That the reason there is no physical evidence for Sasquatch is that it is capable of teleportation (simple enough).

One of my friends gave me a book for my birthday about teleporting Sasquatch.

I think that with a few more walkable Tyrannosaurus neighborhoods, this town could have some real potential.

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Look, if Terry Crews is going to try to import textiles, whalebone, and other 19th Century products at prices low enough to undercut New England merchants he's going to have to put up with a little taxation. Sexually.

"Pumpkinhead" offers 1) Great creature effects and 2) Lance Henriksen but is otherwise completely generic. How much effort you want to put into tracking it down depends on how much you like 1 and 2.

Right, absolutely. Your prototypical 80's slasher had this queasy, judgemental attitude toward sex and teenagers finding surreptitious ways to get busy that just doesn't translate to our modern world of snapchat and groinshare.

I absolutely refuse to click on this link but I am still going to judge it.

When I have kids I'm going to give them aspirational names. Not aspirational for themselves, but aspirational for humanity. "This is my daughter, Cureforcancer. And my son, Renewablenonpollutingenergy."

That's because when Jimmy Cagney went for it he came across as a crazy person on uppers. Our reptile brains are trained to shy away from people like that, no matter what their size. You're right to note that Caruso comes nowhere close to this.

Swans is a FANTASTIC live band, I've seen them twice since their reunion and I'm also gonna see 'em in May. Incredibly loud, but in a hypnotic, weirdly relaxing way.

I've always just imagined Pikachu as a heavy smoker. Pikachu's been around the block a few times.

I love this movie so much. One of my all-time favorite watch-with-a-bunch-of-friends picks, with only "The Room" standing clearly above it.