Stephen A. Smith has a scorching hot take about the Lombardi Trophy wearing that hoodie.

“Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s — oh, uh, sorry.”

Wasn’t his conclusion, more or less, “Because I’d look like a fucking pussy?”

I like most foods that taste like they’re angry

Be Aggressive. B-E-Aggressive.

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

Thesauruses are just yuuge books of loser words. Second place words... Weak words. These words, folks, if these words were so good — why would you need a book just to find them? It’s because they’re hiding, they’re in bad, bad shape, and they’re hiding. But, I’ll tell ya, we’re going to win so much... We’re going to…

This is Penn State. If they get your asshole, they're not giving it back.

I’m pretty sure that shorter guy is already taken by a taller guy.

Can’t wear white after Labor Day. Fools

Gisele: “Well you can’t expect him to throw and catch!”

Tim Tebow is in love. She throws just like he does

“Hortelano’s name shouldn’t be too unfamiliar to U.S. audiences; he competed at Cornell.”

Etiquette Bear is using the lid as a tray for serving High Trash Tea to his beary good friends.

He was givin him the business.

The graphic maker died of dysentery on the way, I understand the oversight.

I agree completely, I’m never going to play Super Mario either because I’m not a squat Italian plumber

I’ll just remind everyone that most of Florida’s residents are the best of the best transplants from other states and Cuba. So these jokes really say just as much about your home states.

Esahiah, who would become known as "Bobby Joe."