“Here’s hoping Spears is able to ride off into the sunset with all of her dignity—and dollars—intact.”

1 - I know I’d be pissed if I was sitting behind them. They are clearly blocking the view of the stage so they can fuck off.

Maybe stop making performing artists the backdrop for some dogshit picture. It’s wildly disrespectful.

Uhh, they’re clearly right in front of Lambert in the first row. I can’t imagine how distracting that would be mid-song and she was 100% in the right to call them out. Not that the message appears to have landed.

“If Pete had done his research, he would know that there’s no such thing as a hypoallergenic dog, that at least a quarter of dogs in shelters are purebreds, and that Petfinder has listings for homeless dogs of every breed under the sun, including the one he purchased.”

Mara read the book herself and is actually accompanying Page on his book tour, so I imagine they’re chill with the reveal.

i cant believe i just got that. its only been like a minute but still

Man. It is so chicken shit to go with this “unnamed A-lister” bullshit. A cynical PR tactic clearly meant to do exactly what this article is doing: fuel jiucy speculation so that any and all A-Listers can be rumored to be “THE ONE.”

You can’t have fascism without infighting.

If I did a concert’s worth of singing/ dancing/ wind-instrument blowing/ running around a stage, 4 nights a week (and that’s not counting pre show rehearsals), I would probably be in hospital by day 3. Forget BMI; Lizzo is already much fitter than most of us.

Yes this. While I get that he sounds like a douche, what he was saying was that he didn’t want to be known just as a famous boyfriend, because he had big ambitions of his own. Switch the sexes of this and think about how annoying it is when women are introduced as so-and-so’s wife or girlfriend. 

I hear exactly what he was saying, even if it’s embarrassing now. No one had a clue who this guy was in 2016 and he 100% would have been known as Taylor Swift’s Boyfriend (look no further than her recent ex for evidence of that). It was probably really easy for him to throw off that comment at the time since they…

Sometimes (Jezebel, not just Ms. Heinrichs) your writing is just kind of gross. Talking about a woman’s potentially dicked-down glow...ffs. Aren’t y’all embarrassed occasionally?

yea, this.  aka what all poor people (regardless of race) have to do

AKA things everybody has been doing and also things that are not enough.

This is all so ridiculous.  There are lots of people not immersed in the sports world, who don’t care who wins.  Feel like Dr Biden falls in this group - so it’s just some non-important comment from a non-sports person.  I say some pretty dumb things about sports because I don’t care or follow them - it truly does not…

It is my guess (and I could certainly be wrong,) that the Obamas probably don’t appreciate getting dragged into penny ante Twitter drama that has nothing to do with them, and probably aren’t interested in being manipulated by a 20-year-old into helping to pants their very good friends, the Bidens (who are clearly more…

Why do we hope “the Obamas are planning a purple-and-gold-themed rager for the Lady Tigers as we speak?” Is it really a good look for a former first lady to undercut the current?

Is anyone shocked? His decades of substance abuse have ruined his acting and he needs to have lines fed through and earpiece because his brain is too damaged to memorize the lines. 

So, [Depp is] an excellent actor