he's got a big penis right

I fucking love this game. It’s not perfect by any means and the story is a mess but the combat is absolutely top notch, there's a ton of customization options and the pawn system is cool as hell. It’s the only reason why my PS3 is still hooked up.

Fucking rules

corporations. who needs em.

This is very good, Albert.

I don’t really get it. I feel like I spent more than half of my time with this game following footprints or a scent with my Witcher sense. Also, the story just. keeps. going. I got through about 90% of it and realized I didn’t even care how it ends. It was fun at times but I just wasn't crazy about it.

End the football program, throw the kids and coach in jail and napalm the entire school district.

I have a dream that Burger King double cheeseburgers go back to their original size and I don't have to ask for a goddamn extra slice of cheese because who the hell would add an extra beef patty but leave off another peice of cheese it's absurd. I'd even go back to paying $3 or whatever it was. The American fast food…

why does the broncos mascot look like the goddamn devil

what does this mean