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There are plenty of decent ones in your state that the kid will tire of in months (that don’t cost the GDP of a small country).

What gorgeous kitties! I can tell that’s a very good shelter facility.

YES!! Of all the celebrities who got on the workout video bandwagon, Cher was one of the most solid and down to earth and didn’t resort to gimmicks or promises of unrealistic results. Great job on getting through that workout, btw!

Wasn’t this a plot point in Legally Blonde?

Because there are plenty of fakes, whose ancestors just up and declared themselves nobles at some point in the last century and a half

Oh my gosh, thanks so much for sharing that info!

This story reminds me so much of two people of my acquaintance whose domestic abuse cycle involves full participation, physical and emotional, from both parties. In their case they’re not so much “garbage people” as deeply damaged and dysfunctional, and there is for sure some mental illness at play with age-related

Hi fellow TN survivor! I’m glad you’re able to manage without the meds if the side effects were untenable. Funny thing about the Topamax: doctors were all about gravely warning me that it could cause some minor tingling in my hands and feet. Um, since there were literal fireworks in my face a little tingling would

Looks like Beatrice was cursed with the same seamstress who hemmed my wedding gown. I’m still pissed off about it 26 years later but at least wasn’t (marginally) famous and the wedding photos weren’t all over the internet for posterity.

You might check out The Positively True Adventures of The Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom, which Holly Hunter and Swoosie Kutz elevate from Lifetime Crap-of-the-week to a hilarious and highly watchable piece of cinematic Schadenfreude (it’s based on a true story). Oh, and Miss Firecracker - Hunter reprises her

Very sorry to hear about the symptoms post-infusion and the new pain in your molar. In case any of this might help in the slightest:

I believe he’s so delusional about his own appearance and physique that he’s created a whole new category of body dysmorphia.

Of all the crappy things Real Housewives have done, Yolanda Foster’s tireless promotion of crackpot treatments for her “chronic Lyme disease” should rank at the very top, because it no doubt created some skepticism toward people who are truly infected or recovering.

The effortlessness with which he lies is still breathtaking after all these years.

Oh man, sorry to hear about the cystic acne. And fwiw our hard water is caused by iron and limescale. Don’t know how well dw works on other forms of hard water. But good luck!

We have hard water, too, and even with a shower head filter my hair still feels gunked up. The magic trick is to do a final rinse with distilled water. It leaves my hair completely clean and soft, and I don’t have to wash it so often. If you can swing the extra $$ for jugs of distilled water it’s worth trying out.

Over the years volunteering with various animal shelters, I’ve been told the black cats and dogs don’t “show” well, both in photos or in person. No one could ever give me a good explanation for it, but I’ve watched prospective adopters go down the aisle and pass right over perfectly adorable back cats and dogs in

I had the same gut reaction while skimming the article, which probably isn’t fair to her or to the article, but this just doesn’t feel like the time to hear about a privileged person’s temporary professional hiccup and general ennui regarding current events, much less be asked to care about it. For some reason, and

Ahh. I think we just used baby powder, or lived in misery idk. The memory of constant, intense itching due to bug bites supercedes all.