Sandra would be seriously disappointed in the lack of a bizarre tablescape made from discarded gewgaws and crap you found at the Dollar Store.

What was the cornstarch for??

I always imagined Villa Blanca was akin to what Disneyworld would come up with if they decided to add a “Beverly Hills restaurant” to their food concessions: a depressing, overpriced cartoon version of fine dining for people who don’t know any better.

Ignore the glossy brochures - you might have dodged a bullet. I did three tours of duty at summer camp. The first was snooty and cliquey, and I hated every mosquito-plagued minute of it. Cried myself to sleep every night. Sometimes it’s better to stay home and make your own summer fun.

Mariela is a second worker. Per the original: