LAST TIME I EMBRACED MYSELF ON THE DANCE FLOOR I WAS ARRESTED.

Meghan Trainor is the Jordan Almonds of “popstars”. Pastel, overly sweet, nutty, “meh” to most but adored by some. And now a peanut.

I am feeling crochety and get-off-my-lawn-y about this CG Peanuts image. Do not want.

Spousal rape is its own special kind of hell. How do you reconcile that the person who constantly tells you “You’re the most important person in my life” could do that to you? How do you deal with the massive betrayal of trust from the person you’ve chosen to spend the rest of your life with? After it happened (well,…

I live 10 minutes from his office. People here are fucking PISSED.

I bet his children are ashamed of their Disney villain piece of shit dad. I hope he knows that.

I wonder how quickly tunes would change if, for example, Brian Greene’s wife introduced something to his anus while he was unconscious.

I guess I never realized that spousal rape only became illegal in 1993. That is f’ing bananas. What the actual shit, man.

MY PEOPLE. Emerson Cod 4LYFE.

Even if Sandra Bland did in fact commit suicide, we need to remember that it occured within the context of police brutality and a society seeped in racism. It is impossible to know her mental state before the police unlawfully arrested her, but we do know she was a victim of racist police force, which is traumatizing…

I really hope that “There are going to be answers some people don’t like,” doesn't mean what it almost certainly means.

So Mathis declines to comment now, but was all too happy to chat about all the marijuana found in Bland’s system?

Nobody. Should. Be. Dying. In. Jail.

While there’s obviously some great ground here to cover, I’m always going to be a little cautious about any project that starts with a general idea from producers with a writer to be named later.

Because I am going to keep saying it until this bullshit stops:

I kept waiting for this. I kept waiting to hear why a man his age would go to see Trainwreck alone if there were “no motivation” as police were saying earlier. I kept waiting to hear about the misogyny and racism because I knew it was just a matter of time. These guys never just kill a bunch of random people and…

Really. Litter really. Literally.

There’s a chance that wasn’t deliberate, but that’s only if Mariah Carey’s entire life didn’t exist.

Poor Misty Day. Her death was easily one of the worst for me because her character was so adorable. RIP. :(