I don't think you're missing much by not watching Friends. I got about an episode in and then Ross started yelling at his ex-wife (who is a lesbian and pregnant with his baby) for not including his last name in the baby's last name and instead hyphenating her name and her partner's because they will be the primary…

You're right. No one cares about your boner.

He's such a nice guy! Why couldn't she just give him a chance?

I will never not laugh at Igloo Australia.

Extra point for 'daddamn.'

It's the method thing in general. That shit drives me nuts because I can see it from perspective of the crew that has to put up with it.

Yes. But mostly because I hate DDL.

That is so fucked.

Nailed it.

I have been forced to come up with a response to my family whenever they start posting "don't break the law and you get to live" nonsense: "You're right, I totally forgot that (insert alleged crime here) is punishable by immediate execution without due process!"

I would buy that sampler. Jk. I would by 15 of them and give them to all my friends for Christmas.

I'm sorry that you have to deal with that kind of shit.

Finding a new secret husband is the worst. How can you put your heart back together after its been so completely broken?

My jaw literally dropped open. This is fantastic.

It's like, "Dude, it's cool that you're present in the character and in the acting of that character, but that makes you a bad actor. I'm not saying go method (please don't go method) but maybe try...idk acting?"

The guy I actually lost my virginity to? Super cool. Wonderful.

Yeah, I'm not sure how this happened, but it seemed like all of a sudden everyone was like, "Always listen to the police and they won't shoot you. Duh." And I'm thinking, "Oh good. Just blindly follow authority and you get to live. This is clearly the 'land of the free' you all keep bleating about."

Friendsgiving is the best.

ZING.

Nailed it.