• Yeah, I miss Callie, too.

Waiting for a ride and I wanted to read the Emmy Rossum interview. It's not like I bought it.

Thanks for the context!

I'm still so confused how SJW is an insult.

That is disgusting.

Absolutely not a bad trade. The abuse of the mentally ill really throws me because the police department my dad works for made them go through a class where they learned about different mental illnesses. I don't know if it was an elective or if it was mandatory. But he said it gave him a whole new respect for my…

That always confuses me, how it differs state to state. I am a really slow driver (I go 5 over, tops) because I'm constantly crossing state lines and I don't want to worry about tickets.

I totally agree. That was just how he phrased it to me. I think cameras are a fantastic idea (though then we have to deal with them "breaking" and "turning themselves off" and all that nonsense. This conversation happened when I thought my dad hung the moon, so I didn't go too far into it. If it would have happened…

I asked my dad about the camera thing once (he is a cop). I think it is a good idea because it can be used to support both the officer (in the case that the suspect lies about being mistreated) and the suspect (in the event that the officer lies about mistreating). He disagrees. In his words, "So much of the job is a…

I think that might be the insurance provider. My bc is prescribed in 3 month doses. However, my insurance (for whatever reason) only likes the 1 month dose. So I can only pick up 1 month at a time, even though my prescription allows for 3 3-month refills. You follow? I'd peg it on insurance first. They are some wily…

Maybe they should try marijuana tablets?

You have just given me the best gift: a way to refer to all of my newly-engaged friends that look down their noses at my wine-soaked lifestyle, even they were right there with me 2 months ago. "Oh he put you on layaway? That's so sweet. Did he go to Jared?"

Veela-ghosts made me snort coffee up my nose. And revealed to my coworker that I am not checking an order, but surfing "the blogs."

I might have changed it to "My name is Billy Crystal. You know I'm ad-libbing. Prepare to die (of laughter)."

You forgot fish sticks and Annie's macaroni.

I really just wish they would have let the bust out a smidgen. I always feel sad when boobs look oppressed. That is what tailors are for ffs.

And she won't stop until she has more names than even Daenerys can handle.

Super awkward: October issue of Cosmo did a bit on "Hotties of the NFL" and Peterson was featured.

Has anyone managed to beat the game? Every time I...I mean, my friend tries, I get too scared and exit. I mean my friend. I'm asking for a friend.

Every time I tried to leave him, he threatened to kill himself. So I waited until he left for basic then said I couldn't deal with the long distance and moved out of state.